Funny Stories #2

                    "My First Kiss"

I've always saved my first kiss for someone special. I wanted it to be romantic and perfect. Something that I could never forget. I'm that typical girly giggly girl. Ha, alliteration. Booyah! Seriously. Alliteration? Nothing to be in your face about. But here I am, being me. Everyone is wrong whereas I am right. The whole world isn't the same without me.

Ridiculous. Random. Attention. Seeker? Yes, I'll admit I am. Only to you though... so shh! Anyway. I'm going to tell you about... Drumroll please...Errmm... Mickey!Whoo! Yeah... Oh-kay. Whatever.You see, Mickey was a very poor educated saddo. He never got much attention at home, didn't have a good relationship with his Dad, or anyone's Dad come to think of it.So he took it all out on innocent little kids. One of them had to be my little brother, Sean.

Sometimes, I really hate Sean for all he has done to me. But that's another story. 

I didn't like the idea of anyone, but me, picking on my little bro. I thought I'd set that big, old bully straight.

However, it was love at first sight. For Mickey, that is."Oi, you. Leave him ALONE!" I screamed, pushing the big weight of nogood smell."Huh... who... who are you?" Mickey asked rather cluelessly."I'm Sean's fabulous sister." I did a proud twirl, then wagged my venomous tongue at him. Take that, bully.Sean comically slapped his forehead. "You're embarrassing me." He groaned.Of course, I was. I didn't care though.

You know what? I'm not gonna bother blabbing on and on about Mickey.

Long story short. We became friends. I actually found myself falling for him. I was disgusted with my taste, but I couldn't help my feelings.for the moron. I managed to change him into somewhat cool.

He was almost perfect.Then came the kiss. It took place in our tree house in my backyard. Dad and Mum went out somewhere, doing God knows what. Sean was out playing footie with his mates.

Me and Mickey were alone. By then, we dated for about a month. I was a mean thing, never letting himI saw him leaning in. Surprisingly, I found myself too. I had wanted him then.Remember to tilt your head to the side.But why? At the time, I just wanted to feel the contact of his lips. Maybe... I should have tilted my head after all."Ouch..." Mickey rubbed his nose, his eyes squinting a little."Oops!" I giggled, "You look funny. Come on, let's try again."And we did. Second time, we continuously kept tilting our heads in the same direction. We had no lip contact whatsoever.Third time lucky! We kissed! Ya-ay... Boohoo...It was horrible! I mean, he literally pulled my head forward. Never do that guys. Seriously. Then he...Urgh.It was just all wet and yuck. I was pretty much disappointed.I remember asking others if I looked different, 'cos my lips felt funny...funny weird. They assured me that my lips were normal. One idiotic guy, Collin, said it smelt like tuna. I blamed Mickey for that...So... That was my first kiss. I know right? Big fail.

 touch me.

Okay, maybe not so mean. We held hands, more than once actually.Anyway, in our tree house. Just he and me. He kept looking at me, like real deep and all that. It felt weird... I gotta admit, I wanted out. Out!But I was sucked in. Somehow.I hesitated, unsure of whether to kiss him or not. I was mostly worried about my smell.

Hope your was not like that!