Funny Story #1

The Annoying List

"You should be happy to have a little brother. Others would be so jealous of you. They would want to be in your position."Yo guys! Roxy here.Urm... Yeah right, Grandma. Who in the right mind would want my annoying little bro?You know what? I think I'm gonna make a list for her. What she said is really bothering me. I need to prove her wrong. Starting with...

Number 1: He destroys my things. (I walk into my room, only to see my stupid brother using my paint set.)
Me: (Growls) What the heck man?! Give it back!
Sean: (Shakes head stubbornly) Mum says you got to share.
 Me: (Marches over, and snatches paint brush off his hands) I don't care what Mum says. (Pauses to look carefully at the paint brush) Urgh! You ruined it! Get OUT!
Sean: Fine then. (Gets up, then laughs at the state of the stained bed)
Me: (Bewildered) Now look what you've done!

Number 2: He wastes time. (I try to push open the bathroom door. But it's locked. And I'm desperate.)
Me: (Bangs on door) Who's in there?
Sean: (Sarcastically) Tinkerbell. Who else?
Me: How long are you gonna take?
Sean: (Screams) Five years! Get lost!
Me: (Angrily) No! Hurry up!Guess what he was actually doing in there? Reading a comic book! Dis-gus-ting!

Number 3: He gets in the way. (We're going down the stairs... Ugh!)
Me: Move! Come on!
Sean: (Purposely slows his pace) I would, but I have a bad leg from football practice.
Me: (Groans) I don't care!
Sean: Coach says it's important to take my time.
Me: (Rolls eyes) Your coach is stupid.
Mum: (Bellows) Rox-eee!I got into trouble. Stupid Sean...

Number 4: Invades online privacy (Sean is on my computer. I was feeling generous.)
Me: (Looks up) What are you doing? I said you can do your homework, innit.
Sean: Chill. I'm checking my Facebook.
Me: But you didn't ask for my permission.
Sean: I didn't think I needed to. (Smirks) By the way... You like John?
Me: (Eyes go wide) You jerk! (Screams) You went through my MSN!
Sean: (Chuckles) Should have logged off then.

Number 5: Asks too many questions (We're watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.)
Sean: Why are the Umpa Lumpas so tiny?
Me: I dunno...
Sean: How come Charlie looks at Willy like that?
Me: (Grunts) I don't know.
Sean: Do you think the fat kid will eat everyone?
Me: (Bitterly) I. Don't Know.
Sean: Why-
Me: (Snaps) Shut up!
Sean: What kind of name is Willy?Yeah... That's really annoying.

Number 6: He cuts me off (Dad's driving us to school.)
Me: (Moans) I really don't want to go in there. Stupid Collin and his mates always come and-
Sean: I'm hungry.
Me: (Glares, but patiently carries on) Yeah, okay. So, I think I'm really in for it 'cos I called Collin a-
Sean: I want pizza.
Me: (Snaps) Right. What else would you like with that? (Snickers) I know! Your-
Sean: I'm not hungry any more.

Number 7: Wakes me up in the mornings (I'm peacefully sleeping. It's the weekends, meaning I can sleep in! Yay!)
Sean: (Screams from downstairs) Argh! Take that! I'll snatch you bald-headed!
Me: (Shouts) Shut up!
Sean: (Continues screaming) Ouch! Yeah... That's got to hurt. Shouldn't have messed with me.
Me: (Gets up moodily. Storms downstairs) What the h- (Glowers at Sean, who's playing video games)
Sean: (Turns to his shame-faced friend) Hah, told you I would kick your butt. (Sees me and smiles) Oh, hey sis.Grr! I am so not a morning person. I didn't say anything back, 'cos I was just too tired.

Number 8: He finds unfunny things hilarious
Me: (Sniffs the air) Eww... (Holds nose) Did you... Fart?
Sean: (Laughs) Silent, but deadly.
Me: Gross! You-
Sean: (Burps, then laughs even harder)What's so funny about being gross? According to Sean - a lot.v

Number 9: He eats EVERYTHING!
Me: (Searches the kitchen everywhere) Ugh!
Sean: What you looking for?
Me: My homemade cookies! Have you seen them?
Sean: (Smacks his lips and rubs his tummy) Yup! (Shows a thumbs up) They were delicious.
Me: I can't believe you! You weren't meant to eat them! I worked so h-
Sean: Hey, chill, chill. John doesn't know you made them for him.
Me: (Blushes) Just get the hell outta here!Number 10:He doesn't knock(I'm getting changed in my bedroom.)
Sean: (Comes in) Hey, sis. Look- (Stops and sees me)
Me: (Screams) Get lost!
Sean: (Turns red) Erm... Err, never mind. I was j-just...Me: (Points towards door) OUT!Damn, he's so annoying! I really don't know how he manages to successfully irritate me all the time. Jeez.Owwch...
 Have you ever had that pain from writing too much? Well, I'm having it right now.My finger really hurts! I hate writing.But I love reading though!Anyway, I'll continue with my list later.Until next time! Bye! You're awesome!
Sean: (Barges into room) Talking to your invisible friends again? I'm not surprised.
Me: (Throws a nearby pillow) Piss off!Sean: Okay, I will. I'll probably be in the bathroom forhours.(Runs away)Me: (Shouts) Oh no, you don't! (Runs after the little idiot)
ByCadbury Milky :P