New year resolutions, that's what is called when you decide to change or start or stop a few new things in a year. Here are some funny New year resolutions that will make you smile...
*I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking
leaves.
*I will think of some more excuses.
*I will stop sending e-mails to my wife
*I will think of a password other than “password” or “hello”.
*I will stop considering other people’s feelings when they so
obviously don’t consider mine – if that unwashed fellow sits
next to me again, I’ll tell him he stinks!
*I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
*I will give up chocolates totally.
Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my
nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the
bedroom.
*I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This,
of course, will be hard to estimate since I’m not a clock
watcher.
When I hear a funny joke, I will not reply.
You are free to add yours, the list is very open...
*I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking
leaves.
*I will think of some more excuses.
*I will stop sending e-mails to my wife
*I will think of a password other than “password” or “hello”.
*I will stop considering other people’s feelings when they so
obviously don’t consider mine – if that unwashed fellow sits
next to me again, I’ll tell him he stinks!
*I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
*I will give up chocolates totally.
Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my
nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the
bedroom.
*I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This,
of course, will be hard to estimate since I’m not a clock
watcher.
When I hear a funny joke, I will not reply.
You are free to add yours, the list is very open...
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