them wisely, so as to save a relationship.
Whoever said there are no stupid questions, might have not been in a relationship. Or perhaps, it was a girl who said
this. Everything that gets connected to girls suddenly takes
a whole new dimension. Did you know that girls have their
own little dictionary? And that's right up in their mind;
always updated. This dictionary thrives on their sensitivity,
emotions, and the endless need to take the other meaning of
whatever is said to them.?
Here are 2 questions you should never ask your girl.
Question 1.
Did you go shopping AGAIN? How much did you
spend this time? Why do you need another pair of
shoes?
The female dictionary:
"You just spent my hard-earned money on another pair of
shoes. Did you really need all that you shopped for?"
That innocent question when you see her enter with a bunch
of shopping bags, may be the reason for another night on
the couch or a romantic flick over your baseball game. What
is it with women and shopping? Well, that equation just runs
out of theories to explain! So, never even by mistake ask her
why. Be happy she is going to look even prettier with the
new outfits, and at least she is not dragging you to the malls
with her. So get the point. Simply smile and compliment!.
Question 2
Why do you talk so much?
The female dictionary:
"My ears want to retire, honey. Spare my ears the story of
how your dog fetches the ball or how your best friend fell in
love. Shut up and quit talking, will ya!"
She talks so much because you fart so much! Now, do you
get it? Didn't you say she sounded like a sweet angel on
your first date? So, before you get these words on her ears,
remember, you are headed towards an indefinite war.
Women love to talk and gossip; they are wired that way! It is
simple. While you were out playing basketball in your
teenage years, she was perhaps talking out 'issues' with her
girlfriends. Never question her about her talks. Roger that.
No comments:
Post a Comment
Drop Your Comments...